[] Kissed someone before dating.
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total so far: 2

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late.
[] Missed school just because you felt like it. (My parents won't let me do that unless i have straight A's. Stupid math.)
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far: 4

[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 9

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to ,iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 11

[] Threw something at the teacher.
[] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[] Failed a class. (So close.)
[x] Ate food during class.
Total so far: 12

[] Gotten a call from school. (A bad call at least)
[] Been called the worst student.
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[x]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking. (Under the table, just to be safe.)
Total so far: 13

[] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class. (Stupid Old Man and the Sea)
[] Cursed at a teacher behind their back.
[x] Copied homework.
[] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean.
[] Thrown food in the lunch room.
Total so far: 15

Multiply by 3.  
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